AnnakaTan

that's it, that's the journal

Hey so it's looking like my Yahoo email address got hacked/compromised again. i apparently learned nothing the first time it happened

so if you get an email from me, that aint me yo. If you think I'm trying to show you a cool .exe file, don't open it i PROMISE you it's not a good exe file

gonna go with gmail this time... shoulda, shoulda done this years ago, yeah

Thanks! Sorry! Mostly sorry!

wooooo tagged by . i like these things my turn my turn

0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around
5) Post these rules

1. This is You

I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing black holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil green come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.

Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.

2. This Pokemon Is Your Rival

he looks like a fitting rival, like a Gary Oak/Bakugou sort


3. This Pokemon is deeply in love with you.


why hello there beautiful...

4. This Pokemon is stalking you


I severly doubt you can call that "stalking"

5. This Pokemon just stole your cake.



well he can keep it because i don't like the taste of poison

6. This is your lab partner



the lab environment is a good place for poisonous spores. hey dude you want some cake

7. This is your best friend



I hate him

8. This pokemon is about to fight you



YO DRILBUR MORE LIKE DILBERT YOU WANT SOME

9. This Pokemon will do anything to get your shoes



just... just take them. you want my wallet too? take it. take it all. fine

10. This Pokemon is currently hiding in your house






11. This Pokemon is your pet



bad dog. bad bad dog

12. This is your new roommate



no officer I swear I warned him the fumigation was happening numerous times. why yes it was his turn to look after the dog

13. This is your new boss



looks like the bosses' smartass kid, like a Horrible Bosses scenario.

14. This Pokemon watches you while you sleep at night



pros: no nightmares
cons: i think I'm about to go into a coma

15. This Pokemon is scared of you




he probably saw what I did to that bat

16. This Pokemon is about to perform surgery on you



just make sure you use sleep powder and not stun spore or I will sue

17. You have to babysit this Pokemon tonight



i think this thing just like sleeps in the ocean so that's a free night for me. looks like it's getting pretty rowdy though...

18. This Pokemon loves sleeping on your head



marowaks are cool so that's fine. plus if it gets too heavy I'll just breed it and it'll die

19. This Pokemon envies you



i do not envy him

20. Use this Pokemon to tag some people.



damn I wish i was one of those Vore guys


tagging